Day 2 Stanley Cup Finals

Hockey is good. It gives drunk white guys an excuse to fight. Ever tried to just stand on skates on the ice. Try to punch someone out while doing it.

There are no diamonds and gold chains. No gold grills. The lack of teeth is a status symbol. None of the players are looking for a rap career. I hate basketball. Ok the Redwings are back on.

Redwings 3 to 1 over Pitt Game 1

F' yeah. Game 1: Redwings 3 to 1 over the Penguins. I need some Labatts Wildcat. That would be tits.

Suffer for my craft.

Ok, overalls covered in paint. A slight buzz. I am going to clean up and eat a sandwich. I need to get another toolbox that holds a flask. Otherwise 3/4 done on my current paintin'

I was told along time ago by a professor, that being smashed makes for a better artist. He told me to buy a refill cup from gas station and fill it half and half (hooch and cola) and go to town. Nobody would even guess that a student was getting shit-faced during class. You should always pay attention to your elders. They know. True story.

Kids. Now Creepier than ever.

Holy crap! What is up with this child? Is this before or after the 360 degree head spin?

Drown it in the river before it kills the entire family. A nice spread of the "pluck" and human blood is what a baby needs. Check the kids hair line for birthmarks. Creepy.

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y......

Well, I have come along way on what was a white canvas to start with. I guess it is what I was shooting for. White-hot Kustom Wild Life painting. Perfect for the white trash sportsman.

Now, I have packed up my toolbox and I am switching to drinking bourbon and watching the John Wayne classic "Hellfighters". Oilfield men fighting wild well fires and smooth sippin' bourbon. A guys night minus guys. A "Guy" night. Normally a "Guy" night includes the internet, wings, coca cola and alone time.

Maybe I will get my drink on and ride my bi-sickle around the block.

Paintin'

I love these artists. I wish I had the time to crank out that much cool stuff and get paid. Must be nice to have time and resources.

The Pizz
Von Franco

GTP

Big Daddy

Sitting here paintin'. I have lost my motivation. Need some inspiration and booze. Need pizza. I need a grant. Anybody got a grant? Look them up if you want to see some neat-to stuff. Ok, back to painting. Art show in August. HOR

Big Ta's

Big o Ta's

Thank goodness for black haircare

I love the Murrays. I can't afford the foo-foo stuff. I guess I don't really need a pomade with a "swallow" or "skull" on the lid to do the trick. Unless you want to buy me a can.

To Hair or bare. The Van Dyke option

I would choose all of them together in my combo. Creepy if the add was real. They don't have a merkin option. What about a merkin?Maybe you place the van dyke.... Can I choose the nothing option?

Tintype

Aftermath

I have deer meat and liquor fighting in my belly. I need a towel, some water and a bigger fan. I hear the call of the wild. It's angry.

I hope Jason calls me when his neighbor starts grillin' all that dove he shot off his porch last night. Wait, why is he staring at us while he pumps his air rifle?

Time to put on my sombrero and drink

When in Rome? No AC in south Texas equals= Time to put on my sombrero, flip flops and drink. Who gots the patron?Too hot to do anything else. I make a dashing borracho.

Booby rodeo

Tempest Storm

Jennie Lee

No AC

Sometimes I think my batwings have batwings. I hate no AC. Sometimes I am good and then holy shit... I am hot. When I was doing yard work yesterday the thermometer said 95. No f'n wind. No AC. It rained for 2 minutes and then became super humid. Nice. I hate no AC.

Amish Pants

I want amish pants. Is that weird? Why Amish pants. I think I am ahead of the game on that one. I will be the only non-amish-rockin'-zipper free Amish Pants. That would be sweet. Anybody no a good Pilgrim supply store?

Bikes

Motor-sickles are an elusive goal I always seem to fall just short of. I guess you can't miss what you don't got. Right now I miss AC.
Here are a few things I don't miss:

Yep.

Buffalo of Leisure

Concept By Deuce K The Leisure Buffalo (c) Kerwin 2009

Tig Oh

Tig Oh! enjoying nature.

Bacon bits

Kevin Bacon played part in 1984 hit
Associated PressWednesday, May 20, 2009
LOS ANGELES — Chace Crawford is stepping into the starring role in the remake of “Footloose.”
The “Gossip Girl” actor will reprise the role that made Kevin Bacon a heartthrob back in 1984.
Paramount Pictures said Tuesday that Crawford will star as Ren McCormack, the bad boy in a small town who brings everyone together with his daring moves.
Kenny Ortega, the mastermind behind the “High School Musical” movies, will direct.

I bet the role of lovable overweight Chris Penn will be played by a skinny guy who can dance. I say “boo” to the footloose remake. I can’t support a product that is Bacon free. Wait a minute. They called the guy that made high school musical a mastermind. So can anybody get that title now a days? "From the mastermind that brought you Young Einstein..." See, that one made you think. Yahoo Serious, bitches!
I want to see a Footloose remake with 50 year old Kevin Bacon playing the role as 17 yr old Ren McCormack (the bad boy?). Really, the bad boy? The guy that wants dancing allowed is a bad boy? I didn’t know they still call guys a “bad boy”. I would think that completely ruins any tough guy credibility you are seeking by being labeled a "bad boy". Sounds like a moody little bitch to me.
Don’t tweens and creepy 40 yr old men have enough films to watch? Why the dance films? Will blockbuster ever have a section for Dance and Cheerleading films? (Bring It On 18: It was broughten, but went away. Now it has been broughten again!) Will street gangs ever drop the gun play and resume dance battles? I hope they do. Just a club full of thugs in spandex and bullet belts dancing it out for "floor supremacy". " Yeah, that film is over there next to the drama section in the dance section of video cassettes. 3rd shelf, middle, next to the 40 sequels to Stomp the Yard." I had to get that off my chest.

Pool?

Nope just boobies.

fun with pics by Deuce K

Just tryin' things. I dunno.

Big Bear

Hey. It is just me being casual. I am a creature of leisure. That is how I role, fool.

Lonestar and boobies

Titties, lonestar and brisket induced lethargy. I have over-consumed and I am not ashamed. My life as a booby connoisseur and a red meat eater has been going good. My next photo series will be ladies in pasties eating ribs. That is f‘n hot. Then pasties and 16 oz beer. Double sweet. Maybe a sixteen ounce beer wearing a tassel. Wait, too far. Farrah hair, booty shorts, nipple covers and a lonestar tall. You want to be lame and call me a sleaze, but you are also starting to think that I am on to something. And you want BBQ. I am a genius and the over indulgence has made me a little loopy. I need sleep. Mmm titties, bbq and beer.

ba-donk

They do make the rocking world go round. They really do.

Sham what?

I was at the store and I saw a bulk endcap display of sham-wow with that guy on the cover. Made me think. "Is sham-wow good at sponging up blood and bodily fluids after a hooker pummels you and bites your face?" I was just wondering.

Thai Large?

So I bought a western shirt on Ebay from Thailand. Fucking Beers asks if it is a "Thai " large and not an "American" large. I say no, the storefront was in English. Fucking A, the shirt (a knock off ben sherman tag) says large, but this thing would only fit a tiny Asian man. Fuck me, it is a "Thai" large. I am posting this picture because he jinxed me.

Pinnacle Tattoo

I dunno. Same time more clothes.

my photo of pinnacle

Pinnacle. I think I took it 2 years ago.

I don't remember.

huh

Photo my me, Deuce K.

motorsickle

I want this. An F'd up pan would be sweet.


An f'd trike would do as well.

Yeesh

Jelena Jensen....yes...