Sunday, August 30, 2009

Album Ladies

Nice. What is up ginger-head.
Shades of titty pink.
Kind of creepy.


Basterds

Dang, that was a good movie. The pitcher of Dos Exquis didn't hurt either. The draft house is an awesome place. The nachos were a bonus.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Diamonds are Forever

Vintage Vegas, ladies and a pale hairy Sean Connery knee deep in the ladies. Wgat the hell is a crunch anyway. When Vegas was swank and men didn't wax their chest. They even include a bogus filming of the "Moon Landing" at Blowfeld's compound for the "Evil Sciences". Even back then they thought going to the Moon seemed like a stretch. The Japanese predict at the earliest they will make it there is in 2020.

Nice Tattoo

The unicorn is not one of nature's more sensitive of lovers. They are a hit it and quit it kind of beast.
Dolphins do seem high. You only ever see them frolicing.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Feelin' Swank

I have grown tired of chores and yard work. It is near 100 again and my talc has failed. I need to put on my cabana wear and house shoes. Then put on the relaxing sounds of Les baxter and enjoy a a tequila sunrise or something with a darn umbrella.

Sexy space ladies and a cocktail. That is life. Get on the leisure wear, I am taking it easy.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Hawaiian

I wish I could stumble across a good rayon shirt. Something authentic and colorful. My old man wear needs a an addition. I never see any patterns that catch my eye. Some good cabana gear and a tequila sunrise. That would hit the spot.
My sock garters need a few colors and some surfing scenes.
On the plain side. Good for a formal dinner at Joe's Crab Shack.
A mustard yellow is bold and hides the Stripes hot dog stain that one aquires being a part time fatty, tryin to eat a dog while driving the freeway.
A sweet three color screen print like classic poster art. Although the boxy tranny on the shirt is a little distracting. Not quite a lady, but I wouldn't pick it for my touch football team. Is that a Chupacabre?
I like a shirt that says that I am tourist and this is what my travels look like. That way a local street tough can pick you out as an easy mark.

Alien Trespass

Nostalgic and surprisingly accurate. An homage that was far superior to others that think a vintage car and dress will make it seem like you are watching the Giant Gila monster. I thought it was well done throughout. The colors are amazing. The props and sets are period perfect. Somewhere between Fido and Edward Scissorhands, it is a well done 50's sci-fi film. It was done as a satire/homage. It didn't take itself too serious and it didn't take shortcuts. I am a sucker for a one-eyed, tentacled monster straight out of the Simpson’s. I wasn't even bothered by the fact it is the gay guy from Will and Grace and T2. Alien Trespass: I give it a few tentacled thumbs up.
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Thursday, August 13, 2009

Bicycle gang with no name

I was trying to think of an awesome bike gang name and I think I have gotten it, good sir.
"The Heinous Handlebars"

Stereo

Nice stereo!

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Great White Hunter

Magambo
Jumanji

Daktari
Hatari



The wild losers







Monday, August 10, 2009

Friday, August 7, 2009

Spaghetti cat


The cat wants her presence known during dinner.

1970?

I guess you can buy 1970 for only 15 hundo. That is a good price for a whole year.