Super Unicorns in Space Jam

Wow!

Free for Chubbies

How do you like my chubby style?

Monsters

"The bank is something more than men, I tell you. It's the monster. Men made it, but they can't control it."- John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath, Chapter 5

North Korea Threatens to 'Wipe Out' U.S.

North Korea Threatens to 'Wipe Out' U.S.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009

AP
SEOUL, South Korea — North Korea threatened Wednesday to wipe the United States off the map as Washington and its allies watched for signs the regime will launch a series of missiles in the coming days.

"If the U.S. imperialists start another war, the army and people of Korea will ... wipe out the aggressors on the globe once and for all," the official Korean Central News Agency said.

The warning came on the eve of the 59th anniversary of the start of the three-year Korean War, which ended in a truce in 1953, not a peace treaty, leaving the peninsula in state of war.

Hay-yooohh!

Candy Morrison

Gonzo

“The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.” Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

Awful

I was planning on playing guitar and watchin' some TV. Instead I find myself sick to my stomach. Day three of this feeling. Maybe four. What is up. I just want the shoe puddin' to stop.
I just need to relax and feel better. That is difficult on account of the fact breaking wind is gambling for me. Maybe it is exhaustion. So much running around. I don't think I have really stopped for a while. Right now I am typing instead of trying to nap. My guts hurt. Ok, this time I am really going to try and sleep. I need some tucks.

Tragic

They believe, through chemicals, they can control a false internal reality. On the outside, an observer, sees the horrible truth of a beat up shell with a deranged mind. Worn edges and corners. Stains and blurred images. The content of the novel is irrelevant and different. People crave being unique. This is appealing. To not be a number. To be an individual. Than through art and poetry they assume they are important. Self loathing turns to introspective thought and a huge ego. A growing ego. "I am important because I think in new and different ways".

Offering nothing to society. No blood on their hands. No basic sense of survival. A world they can't understand created by a force they can't fathom. Tighten your bootstraps and grab a hoe. This field is not going to plow itself. You become a parasite if you believe that others will provide for you.


The Greeks believed through logic and creativity their society was strong. Then Rome came with weapons and destroyed them. Pillaging and taking their advancements. Heathens and dirt worshippers will always be downfall to people who believe that they, as mortal man, are in control.


To create is important, to toll is essential. Survival and knowledge. Lord loves a working man. Don't trust whitey.


1. Create for yourself.
2. Just do. Try to avoid too much forethought.
3. Don't get too drunk outside of your own house.
4. Don't be afraid of the crazy maniac you have the potential of being.
5. Love what you do.
6. Love your life.
7. Don't analyze too much. You are wasting time that could be used for just living.
8. You are never really that important.
9. If you thinks no one loves you, Jesue and I do.

Put on some Lingerie

Cupcake Kassidy

Corky Dunbar

Caralyn Hall

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Martin Denny: I dig it!

The exotic sounds of Martin Denny.

Dig it man. Ladies and Bongos. Does the pipe smoking cocktail set need anymore. Bring out the drums and lets get this shin-dig going. Screw hardcore I going straight Leisure.

Reminds me of slow cooked pork and pineapple. Now I am hungry.

Break out the ukelele and let's hit the palm covered beach. I need a sun hat and a tequila sunrise pronto.

Primitiva almost beats the Whip Cream and other Delights lady. I declare a sexy tie. I should have been a lounge singer.

Drink Time

Charro Negro
Ingredients:
Juice of 1/2 Lemon
1 oz Tequila (Herradura blanco)
4 cubes Ice
Fill with Coca-Cola
Salt
Mixing instructions:
Rub rim of glass with lemon juice and dip rim in salt. Put 4 ice cubes into the glass, add Tequila and juice of half a lemon. Add some more salt if you like and fill the glass with Coca-COla. Stir gently.

Beware the Kraken

Arrggh, watch out for the Kraken! Man, my arm is sore. I have a good sw-elbow going on. A bloody good time though.

Beachy Keen

2 to 3 foot waves. Awesome. I went boogie boarding Sunday. Brandon showed me the hardslick. Nice. The Biorn Borg tennis wig is a look he should go for. The beach was rad. The water had to be around 85 degrees. Everybody turned lobster red. A nice shade except for the pain, man. All we needed was bongos and hotdogs. Maybe a monster in a rubber suits that was really a disgruntled square. Out to get those heck raisin' teens who are really 35. We need more shade and straw hats. Except Brian. He was trying out for Dudley Doolittle 2 with his sweet mountie hat. Pamimal tried to catch a fish with her teeth. Intense bro-ham.

Jubblies

It is sexy party time

Ms. 3 color print photo.

How about some cuffing and shpanking?

Nice set of pillows on that couch.

Lingerie ads, my first love.

Leisure Buffalo

(C) Kerwin 2009

Loungin'

I have my jammy's on. I got my copy of House Party 2: Pajamma jammy jam. I am ready to relax.

I need to relax. Between work and stuff, I can't seem to unwind.

Deep in your lane bryants

Lane Bryant: keeping chubby chicks in high fashion for over 60 years. Thanks Lane Bryant, you keep the fat bottom girls keep making my rocking world go round.

I like my beer and my women stout.

What are you doing tonight? Squirrel Lamp?

Yes sir, out of real squirrel! Hot darn, that is a good time. Perfect for the guy alone with extra squirrel pelt. I could make a lamp or book ends. Profit, lots of profit.

Big profits. That is perfect because there is no bag limit on squirrel in South Texas. I can make rugs and ...etc? What do you think etc is? Was there really so many ideas for rabbit pelt they had to leave some out? I am a proud graduate from the school of taxidermy!

Boo-bees

everybody is working for the weekend

Last night is a blur of tequila shots. I don't remeber going to bed. I feasted and drank. Mesquite grilled tuna with wasabi vinagrette is awesome. I think I ate a dozen raw oysters. My belly liked it very much.Today, the Redwings won again. I am worn out. 2 days straight of working in the sun and drinking massive amounts of liquor. I just want to watch DVDs, eat pizza and not wear underwear.

Not really different then any other day.

Hoo Ha's

Memories

The family dinner. I fondly remembered time. Mother and father passing out the fried chicken and taco bell. Fighting over the last mountain dew. Enjoying a smooth mountain lightening. After dinner we had the traditional desert of a frosting covered twinkie cake. Good thing Maury is on. We have stopped fighting long enough to answer Beach Boy or Beach Babe? Muurry, you ain't gonna fool me with no lady boy.

Good times.

You'll shoot your eye out!

I need one for the damn grackles. I hate those birds. If seagulls weren't bad enough.They are everywhere and they are ruthless.

You want to join! But can you?

Two Wheeled intoxicated terrors. People Powered.. Running on liquor and fumes!
I don't know if you gots what it takes.

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