Daddy likes

Why, hello Jackie Parker. Is the water cold?

Colette Berne

Joan Brinkman

Oops, you lost one Joan.

Sunbathing

My new hobby: American Sunbathing. See you at the pool.

The Mad

"Does anybody have anything else they want to add on the topic of zombies. Now is you chance to have the floor." Don't take it too seriously. This Billy Zane mad beef film is kind of funny. A little stupid and derivative, but funny. A little Dead Alive, Attack of the killer tomatoes and a hint of Return of the Living Dead. Evil attacking beef patties and slapstick zombies. Are zombies dead, undead or just zombies? I say give "The Mad" starring Billy Zane a chance.

Paranormal Activity

It was good, but like The Blair Witch Project, it will only be good the first time and only in the theater. Not much of a story and a lot of questions. Oh well, it is a horror film. Low expectations and a wonderful time had by all. The effects were good and I like a little mystery. Not a blood and guts film at all.
The bad side. They are uninteresting. I could care less what they have to say and why does she always have to ruin a scene with a bra on. Boo. See it once or you will miss out.

Paranormal Activity

Good or bad. Let me be the Judge.

Phantom

I am watching Phantom of the Opera. 1925 starring Lon Chaney.
I wish it had more dialogue.

titays

It's the scary 80's

Went through a bunch of 80's horror. Put on your louvered sunglasses and enjoy.
How awesome are Styles' clothing. This movie has a Micheal J. What else do you need.

Probably a drink and Teen Wolf Too.

Growing up hairy is hard on a guy, but you get used to it.

80's panties y'all. I wonder where her career went?

Terrorvision is just rad. From erotic art to garbage eating alien. Leisure wear and 80's hair metal. You can't beat this one.

The garbage eating family pet set on world destruction one meal at a time.

The giant hoots of Medusa, the late night host.

It has the Europeon Vacation Rusty and Billy Zabka. Keep your mouth shut and don't let the slugs get you.

Happy Halloween

My Playground

Embrace of the Vampire

Alyssa The Vampire.

Beetlejuice

Well, looks like I'm next. Good thing, too. I gotta do a photo shoot for GQ in about an hour and a half. Yeah, they've been after me for months. Doin' some underwear deal.

Elvira! Gitty up

Mistress of the Dark.

Mistress of the sheer bodysuit

Elvira Now and Elvira then.

Cassandra Peterson

Anybody for a long island iced tea.

Bloody Turder

Bloody Murder. I couldn't express in words how good this is. You will be so disappointed you will end up happy. Forty year old 20-something counselors. The best a community college drama program can dole out. A horrible story and a lack luster Jason Vorhees knock-off (Trevor Moorhouse).
Do you smoke?
No. I have I just don't do it regularly.
Do you wanna smoke?
No, I really shouldn't.
Well Let me know if you change your mind.
You wouldn't happen to have one of those Guam cigarettes on you?
Actually..

Thank you for minutes of smoking dialogue. I haven't seen a better film since Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror. It is a guilty pleasure. Actually I don't feel guilty. Give it a chance. Drink alot, but give it a chance.

This Midnight I Will Possess...

I am watching Coffin Joe in the 1967 "This Midnight I Will Possess Your Soul" from Jose Mojica Marins. A strange Portuguese Horror film. Coffin Joe, believing kids are perfect and grow up to become idiots, searches for the perfect woman to possess and bear a master race of children. Subtitled, well filmed. It has that creepy black and white feel you want. It has it's flaws, but I can look past them. Kind of film that makes you want to don a cape and top hat and become a creepy funeral home owner.

Halloween

Fightenstein

Vincent Price - "Another lovely day begins, for ghosts and ghouls with greenish skin. So close your eyes, and you will find that you've arrived in Frightenstein. Perhaps the Count will find a way to make his monster work today. For if he solves this monster-mania, he can return to Transylvania. So welcome where the sun won't shine, to the castle of Count Frightenstein!"

The 1971 Kid's show from Canada was one of my favorite things to watch growing up. Starring Billy Van and short narration from Vincent Price. It was weird and creepy. Amazing gothic sets and a strange overly dramatic cast of monsters, ghouls and Brucie J. Monster. A weird slapstick laugh-in for spooky kids. It made the Sid and Marty Croft shows look somewhat normal. Availible on DVD.

Welcome to the Castle. Enter at your own risk.

Plan Nine From Outer Space

I am finally getting to see Plan Nine from Outer Space on the the theater screen. Double bonus, I get to see the Riff Trax version. It is Nerd Heaven.

Tor Johnson, star of Beast of Yucca Flats, in full size glory.
Such a turd of a movie. The greatest of the bad movies, except Manos, Hands of Fate. That is awful. What is with the big knees.

Very large knees.

Bush league

You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up. Jesus Quintana

Trick or Treat?

Halloween Time

It is almost that time. For scary stories, oddly painted pumpkins and white girls.

Give the treat of budweiser and cigarettes to those little door to door wippersnappers.

Perhaps a Miller Lite and a Clarence Clemmens album. Nothing is scarier than a sax solo on a Bruce Springsteen track.

True story, a goblin (all hopped up on poptarts, junior mints and candy corn) came to the front porch asking for candy... Well actually just drooling with a zombie-like stare. Little turd kept coming at me and the bowl of goodies like "night of the living dead". He eventually rammed over the table, in a psychotic pursuit of skittles, spilling my bourbon and cola all over my Elvis jump suit. Wasted drink and no apology. This year I need concert barriers.