Bar

I was starting to make a bamboo bar for the back forty. Something to rest a drink on when we BBQ.

I have gotten the top started. Lets see how my carpentry skills pan out.

Richard Boone is down with it. 

Marlena

Turn on the hi-fi and turn on.

Marlena Loren

Terry's ta tas.

Terry Ward is armed and ready.

Boobbss

Whiskey Learnin's

Bourbon, by law must contain 51 % corn and 49 % other grains. Bourbon is normally distilled in Kentucky.

Tennesse Whiskey is similar to Bourbon except it goes through an additional step of charcoal filtering.

Both sit for a period of several years in charred oak casks.

Side Boob

Cynthia Myers' Side Boob

Fran Gerard Side Boob

Kick back and relax

I need to kick back and relax. Enjoy some rum drinks and good food.

Get naked and be free.

Enough with the 9 to 5.

Ta-tas

booby dooby doo!

I love the 70's

I love the 70's and Farrah hair.

Joyce Gibson

Re-Joyce.

Joyce Gibson

Elvis

Watching Fun in Acapulco starring Elvis.

Drinking a little tequila sunrise and trying to get past the hangover kind of feeling.

Weekend Grilling

Spent Saturday carefully preparing cheeseburgers and hot links on the grill. A bottle of Dickel Bourbon was the unfortunate victim of the day. Enjoyed a nice Romeo y Julieta Habana Reserve and listened to the low dull chatter of cicadas.

Joyce Gibson

Yowzaahh!! Farrah hair and sweater meat for days.

Titties and beer!

Hummanah hummanah hummanah!

Suspenders

I like logging suspenders.

Luau

I believe I am requiring a luau and some cased pork products cooked over a fire. Rum drinks and hint of fruit juice are in order for the weekend. This heat is oppressive and unrelenting.

I need some time to kick my feet up and listen to the rich sounds of Hawaiian guitar. I want to forget about the dreadful heat. One night below 70 degrees would recharge me completely. Sweating like a barbarian is very unbecoming.

Go on get down

Go on girl, go on get down.

Whoops

Whoopsie.

Accidents happen.

Vodka Tonic

Get out your jigger a highball glass and a few cubes of ice. Pour ingredients and stir.

2 oz vodka

3 - 5 oz tonic water

Add a twist of lime if you feel frisky and than proceed in vanquishing that thirst.

Saturday

It is Saturday. Time to party.

Have somes drinks. Invite some friends along for the ride. Get naked and be free.

Lady Meat Wednesday

Lady Meat!

Sweater pillows.

Heeyoohh!

The road.

Good thing about travelling 1000 miles around here is that you always have a good supply of smoked meats for sustenance.

Jerky is key two keeping good time. That and I feel like a loser eating in a restuarant by myself.

Sideboob to Sidecar

I want a Ural or vintage bike and sidecar. Extra room and motorcycle fun.

I would get the dog little goggles and hit the road.

Sidemeat

Sidemeat express.

corsets

Adventures in Tikiland

I have been relaxing to this all day.

Don The Beachcomber

Donn Beach (February 22, 1907 – June 7, 1989),

born Ernest Raymond Beaumont Gantt, is the acknowledged founding father of tiki restaurants, bars and nightclubs. Gantt, a Limestone County, Texas native, had left home in 1926 and traveled around the world on his own, scouring many of the islands of the Caribbean and the South Pacific.

A former bootlegger during Prohibition he moved to Hollywood in the 1930s. Gantt opened a bar called "Don's Beachcomber Cafe" in 1934. He mixed potent rum cocktails in his tropically decorated bar. This was such an escape from everyday life, it quickly gained popularity, especially with Hollywood celebrities.