Big O

Maria S

Nice bike!

How to Ukulele

Invisible

Transparent aluminium is 'new state of matter'
July 27th, 2009
Experimental set-up at the FLASH laser used to discover the new state of matter.

Oxford scientists have created a transparent form of aluminium by bombarding the metal with the world’s most powerful soft X-ray laser. 'Transparent aluminium' previously only existed in science fiction, featuring in the movie Star Trek IV, but the real material is an exotic new state of matter with implications for planetary science and nuclear fusion.

In this week’s Nature Physics an international team, led by Oxford University scientists, report that a short pulse from the FLASH laser ‘knocked out’ a core electron from every aluminium atom in a sample without disrupting the metal’s crystalline structure. This turned the aluminium nearly invisible to extreme ultraviolet radiation.

Tatas

Caralyn Hall

Cindy Barnett

Carrot Top: The real threat to mankind?

First you have a celebrated patriot Ollie North selling guns to the contras. Nicaragua is big bucks and very unstable. The money delivered for the guns comes from drugs that the CIA help smuggle and sell in the states. The drugs are mostly designer drugs and steroids. This helps to keep leftist Hollywood skinny and devoid of a conscience. They keep the chubs fat and happy. A sedated community is easily led. Those steroids are used to turn Carrot Top from a hilarious comic into an upper fueled goliath. Hell bent on world domination and unable to control his violent comic outbursts. Carrot Top is used to hug guerilla soldiers and rebels to death in order to keep the dictatorship of the 3rd world in power. No one wants to challenge a prop comic on a bender. It is a vicious circle my friends and I am happy to explain it to you. Carrot Top: More dangerous than you think.

Gone Native

Enough wine and song and I believe I have gone native. I drifted off the straight and narrow and I may not come back. Where is the spam, pineapple and mixed drinks?
Rum has saturated through me and all that I want to do is hit the water and sand. Watch out loin cloth, here I come.

Drinks

Bike

Still looking. No luck, but still looking.

Counting Cards

Collinson Twins

Roadracers

I need to watch Roadracers again. A campy Robert Rodriguez film that has an awesome soundtrack. " Rock and roll has made those kids road racin', beer drinking, sex crazed werewolves."

Hey yo

keep it combed

Keep it combed. Don't want to look like a dirty hippy.

The virginias

Virginia Felsem

Virginia Bell

Charles Nelson Reilly

I need a Charles Nelson Reilly portrait on velvet and some Match Game 76' re-runs and I am set for an evening. Seriously, watch Match Game. Everybody is pilled up and drunk and Richard Dawson is trying to lay down some pipe with every female in the room. I am not even sure if you get anything for winning. Maybe some ca-kaine and a STD.

Blog?

The bottle let me down. I realized that I'm horrible at composition and spell check after a cocktail or three. Don't let your friends drink and blog. I guess proof-reading needs to be done when you are sober and alert. It sounded good in my head.

Hotrods to Hell

White Trailer Trash

White Trailer Trash
Drink Type: Cocktail

1 oz. 7-Up
1/2 oz. Peach Schnapps
1/2 oz. Southern Comfort
Instructions
Serve over ice in a cocktail glass. Garnish with a slice of lemon.

Strange

What is northeast of Vegas? You tell me. Maybe we aren't supposed to know.

I was told once by a guy that it wasn't very interesting. Hmm.. Sure.

Kartin'

Hitting the kart racin' circuit pretty hard today. Kartin', it's a lifestyle. You wouldn't know. You probably aren't invited. You can't become a Kartin' man. You are born with a need to race 50cc engines in tiny little frames. The thrill of the po po trying to catch you knocking back a tastey beverage in the parking lot. I didn't know their would be a problem with adults get sauced up at a children's amusement center. Management trying to stop me from rubbin' too hard. You can't stop a man with a need for speed. Although, he can apply the remote brakes and shut you down. You can't tame me. You can just stop my tiny car with your science.

Who will win? Who cares. Will Joe-nathan get the tarded kart yet again? My guess is yes. Til next time, Gone Kartin'!

The Crazy Redneck

Cocktail of the day: The Crazy Redneck

Ingredients to use: 6.0 oz Mountain Dew Lemon Lime Soda
1.5 oz Vodka
Directions: Fill a highball glass (or a stripes cup) with ice. Add vodka, fill with Mountain Dew (get real country and go for the mountain lightening), and stir.