Looking for a few good

Looking for a few good handlebars. The real deal.

Ready to hit the open sidewalk with a card in your spokes. The wind in your blowing through yur sideburns.

I ragged crue of handlebared, peddle-powered, two-wheeled barbarians.

Tougher than the BMX Bandits with flour grenades. The Heinous Handlebars reign supreme.

Bike

Still looking. No luck, but still looking.

You want to join! But can you?

Two Wheeled intoxicated terrors. People Powered.. Running on liquor and fumes!
I don't know if you gots what it takes.

Bikes

Motor-sickles are an elusive goal I always seem to fall just short of. I guess you can't miss what you don't got. Right now I miss AC.
Here are a few things I don't miss:

Yep.