Saturday, November 21, 2009

Quotations from Dalton

Dalton, the cooler. He will cool you down. Like a shirtless non-lethal ninja. He sneaks up on you and ....... you've been cooled. From the Double Deuce in Jasper to a dump near you, he just cools.


With his three to I guess four part philosphy:


All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.


How does Dalton feel about pain you ask?


Pain don't hurt.

So in order to be a tough guy all you need is Tai Chi, mane and tail conditioner, a BMW, lots of blazers, a suture kit and three to four rules.

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