Greasy as..

I have come to the conclusion that other products just don't do the trick like the Royal Crown. That foo-foo crap doesn't do squat and it smells like kiwi-banana. Too metro for me. The beeswax doesn't comb through and isn't "chiney" enough.

My next step is to switch to straight small engine oil.

I have come to fuck up your pillows! Stay Greasy!