Friday, February 13, 2009

1%... I am more of a 2.5%!

1%. I am more of a 2.5%. Maybe 1.8%. I am copyrighting that. I don't know why, but I want to join the hog rebellion.

Screw all that sock-hop crap with vintage cars. Ugly girls with bangs and too much time and money spent on clothes and hair. All that wasted energy to have some jackass start singing "go grease lighting..." I want a bike. Who's got 6k for me.

Ed Roth always makes a cartoon look tough. Mine never look that tough. Screw that guy.

Bootie shorts: not the best thing on earth but close to it. I am totally copyrighting that for a bumber sticker.

Now I want to go home and watch the Wild Angels or Werewolves on Wheels put on my cut and drink some early times. I think I rambling. I will stop now.

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