Baywatched

Some people stand in the darkness
Afraid to step into the light
Some people need to help somebody
When the edge of surrender’s in sight..

Don’t you worry!
Its gonna be alright
‘cause I’m always ready,
I won’t let you out of my sight.

I’ll be ready (I’ll be ready)
Never you fear (no don’t you fear)
I’ll be ready
Forever and always
I’m always here.

40 acres and a mule

I planted my victory garden the other day. Put on my overalls and worked the dirt. Next I need a wine making set-up and a "still" and I am set.

Cucumbers, carrots, peppers, spinach, mustard, peas and dill. Citrus bushes. Maybe some grapes.

I need 40 acres and mule. I guess I would settle for 20 acres and a donkey or a really short horse. Now let's cross our fingers for rain.

Midnight Meat Train

Vinnie Jones and a hammer. That is all I need to say. Watch it.

Bi-sickle

I totally made the huffy even more boss than before. Mini-apes and flame grips.

I took it around the block and it rides sweet. I love my bi-sickle. I love the new extra rad spelling of bicycle.

1%... I am more of a 2.5%!

1%. I am more of a 2.5%. Maybe 1.8%. I am copyrighting that. I don't know why, but I want to join the hog rebellion.

Screw all that sock-hop crap with vintage cars. Ugly girls with bangs and too much time and money spent on clothes and hair. All that wasted energy to have some jackass start singing "go grease lighting..." I want a bike. Who's got 6k for me.

Ed Roth always makes a cartoon look tough. Mine never look that tough. Screw that guy.

Bootie shorts: not the best thing on earth but close to it. I am totally copyrighting that for a bumber sticker.

Now I want to go home and watch the Wild Angels or Werewolves on Wheels put on my cut and drink some early times. I think I rambling. I will stop now.

Juice Tiger!

I got a brand new "Juice Tiger" and some "ape hanger" handle bars for my huffy. I have to say that it has turned out to be good day. Minus the fact I feel awful. I had a wheat grass shot at lunch and feel somewhat better. Can't wait to get the bars on and do some ridin, bra. By the power of juice.

Greasy as..

I have come to the conclusion that other products just don't do the trick like the Royal Crown. That foo-foo crap doesn't do squat and it smells like kiwi-banana. Too metro for me. The beeswax doesn't comb through and isn't "chiney" enough.

My next step is to switch to straight small engine oil.

I have come to fuck up your pillows! Stay Greasy!

Sold my camo truck

I sold my camouflage f-150 today. I wonder if they take away your texan status for that kind of activity.