Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Kerouac

"Live, travel, adventure, bless, and don't be sorry."

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Friday, July 9, 2010

The Road

I still have that strange buzz/rumble from the highway stuck in my head.. my being, I guess. 900 some miles in all.

Motels and awfully tiny pillows. Why are these pillows so small. Like midgets did all the ordering of supplies round these parts. They are as fucking tall as they are wide. You can't put 2 together. Damn it all. Everytime I role my head over I fall off and strike the mattress. Who would do such a thing? Marque De Sade brand pillows.

Finally asleep and then..... I hear "fuck me harder".  What the hell? I hear it again. I am a little confused having fallen asleep with a really nice buzz off the 6 pack of lager. "Fuck me harder". Then I hear the unmistakeable sound of a headboard slapping the wall like the bassist for James Brown hitting the strings. Ok.... I am awake. What now? I feel like knocking and asking him if he can fuck her harder. If not for her for me. So I can go back to sleep. They apear to have completed the task....... Now they are fucking talking. What kind of alpha male fucking  has a conversation about feelings after humping. Maybe he did indeed need to fuck her harder because he is awake and ready to share some deep thoughts and reflect on the previous day.

Back on the road...... It is like I am on a tread mill. The truck seems motionless and the road... the road appears to be the revovling mechanism. It makes my eyes and senses go all funny. The only thing that breaks the feeling is the heavy downpours and getting excited to sing a Charlie Rich song at the top of my lungs because no one can hear me. 

The road. I can still feel the road.

Drink of the Day

The Harpoon
1½ oz vodka
½ oz orange liquor
¼ oz lime juice
Dash of cranberry juice
Slice of lime

Add dash of cranberry juice, pour liquors and lime juice into mixing glass. Shake briskly and pour into Martini Glass. Add slice of lime to garnish.

Monday, July 5, 2010

Mitchum Sings.....

What a bad album? I am a huge fan of the theme from Thunder Road so I tried this gem out. From the fake accent to the horribly written songs.
Momma look a boo boo.......... The music is cool, but the rest is a real stinker. I hope he was hammered and stoned.

Sweater Meat Monday

Sunday, July 4, 2010

The Vesper

In Ian Fleming's original book, Casino Royale (1953), Bond orders a dry martini in a deep champagne glass, asking for it to be made with three measures of Gordon's gin, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet, a sweet French apertif. "Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon-peel."
He calls this drink a "Vesper", after Vesper Lynd, the original Bond Girl.

Thunderball (1965)

Watching the 1965 Classic Thunderball set in Nassau, Bahama.
He fights Largo to stop a nuclear warhead, but I think they should all just kick back and have a drink. The money and the ladies, I would hang out Emilio Largo. He has a pool full of sharks and henchmen.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

British Invasion

Ahoy
Huntin' cheetahs

Ladies

Joan Rydell
Polly

Monday, June 28, 2010

Evelyn West

Evelyn West

Sweater Meat Monday

Sweater Meat

Moustache- A journey

I am travelling down a strange road, into what seems to be a treacherous land. The road is less travelled in this current time period. Seldom seen in public and not for the faint of heart. I am day 5 into being moustachioed. A strange cruel world of moustache bias has reared its ugly head.
How will the journey end and is it worth reading about?

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Ready to hit the lanes.

Big day of bowling. Got my ball polished and I am ready to consume beer.
Come on 200. I am feeling it today.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Stay Classy

I am keeping my game classy! Are you?

Drinkin

Happy Buddha

1.5 oz Rum.
.5 oz Roses Lime Juice
.5 oz Orange liqueur
2 oz Guava Nectar

Shake with crushed ice. Pour into ceramic mug or glass. Add lime or orange wedge.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Pants off

Pants off dance off in the back yard. Who needs clothes.

Caipirissima

Drink Recipe Ingredients:
1.5 oz. Silver Rum
5 lime wedges
1 tablespoon(s) sugar
3 oz. freshly squeezed lime juice
crushed ice

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Swimmy Trunks

I got my swimmy trunks ready.
 
I need to get my bronze on.
I got a matching set the other day. Ready to lounge.

Gimlet

The Gimlet. I guess I am a little bit of a novice with gin. Here is a recipe for the Gimlet.

2 ounces London dry gin
2/3 ounce Rose's lime juice


Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Fran Barton

Fran Barton!


Concealed weapons?

Hoots

Francoise
Frankie

Funbags

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Friday, June 11, 2010

Whaaa

Taking it Easy today.

Enjoying an adult beverage.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Beer

A classy dinner requires a classy beer. The Champagne of beers.


Grain Belt. It's the party beer. Now I miss Grain Belt night at Whitey's.