Island Hopping

I am ready to do so more island hopping and for some more poke'

Mc Skat Cat part 1

It was at one time I considered myself the top of the pops. Ok, I still do. Hopped up on prescription painkillers, thanks to the gorilla that twisted me up in a full nelson. When I say gorilla, I mean gorilla. The big bastard, 275 and 6'6",was at one time ranked 5th in the heavyweight boxing ranks. How he got a hold of my dapper thin frame is another story. He twisted me up like a damn pretzel and I found myself no longer being able to look left. So I was hopped up on muscle relaxers and a mild sedative. Man, I feel awesome.. Burning through the desert night with the strangest pair of lesbian gypsies I have ever met. Both on the butch side of life (whatever floats your boat). Hiking boots and cargo pants. Earth tones and burr haircuts. No frill and lace in sight. The one talked incessantly about picnics and camping. The entire car ride. Picnics.....camping.....picnics. At least someone drove. I was in no shape. I slinked into the back seat, but the yammering continued.


What??!? I woke to find myself outside of the middle of nowhere. Holy bat-shit, what cursed place is this. It is like Carnies flock here to die slowly in the burnt orange hell. It smells like hot and Birkenstock out. Oh woww....... the pretty colors. Come back lucidity. Wake up man. Get it together. Ok, I stroll out the Pontiac in a polyester clad stooper. See sansabelt slacks have no need for a belt and they are perma-press. They always look sharp and nothing sticks to them. Wings, mustard, nothing. They come in a spectrum of colors. A horrible spectrum ranging from old man to obscene in color. I couldn't make out the sign and I really didn't give a rat's rear-end.... You know you are in for a good time when you are high fived by an 80-year old stripper after hitting the door. What is this place and ..........zzzzzzzz.... What??.... Ok, I'm back. Where was I? I think I saw sweater meat. I need bourbon, asap. ....to be continued
 
(c) Kerwin

Elaine The Train

Sweater Meat Monday

Elaine is rested and refreshed.

She has a big day of being busty.

Elaine The Train Reynolds.

Ali-sinn

Alisyn Sanborn

Cigar

This weekends cigar will be an average priced Camacho.

 

Smooth with a light wrapper.

Holiday sipping

Almost time to sip my 10 year old Scotch whisky that I have been assured is smooth. Two ice cubes and no mixer.

Ho Ho Woooo!

Lucy Pinder has some real gifts.

Lucy and Sophie.....wait.... I'm crying a little.

Holiday Tunes

Wonderful Christmas Time

Hope you get what you want under your tree.

The Roadmaster

Merry!

Bettie and her silver balls.

Sophie Howard is dressed for the season.

Holidays

Time to let the festivities begin. Get a little sauced up and open a package.

Enjoy time with loved ones.

.......I forgot what I was talking about.

Cigars a Repost

Cigars


Choosing a cigar is an individual thing. It depends on personal taste, availability and budget.
the larger the ring size, the fuller and more complex a flavor the cigar will have, and the more smoke it will produce.
In terms of color, the darker the wrapper, the more full-bodied the cigar is likely to be. The longer the leaf stays on the plant, the more sunlight it gets and the darker it will end up being. There are dozens of possible shades of cigar wrappers. Some of the more common colors are:
Double Claro – has a light green wrapper and a very mild flavor.

Claro – has a light tan wrapper and a smooth, mild flavor.

Natural - light brown to brown. It has a fuller bodied flavor than the Claro.

Colorado - reddish dark brown, with a robust, rich flavor.

Colorado Maduro – a dark brown wrapper with a rich, aromatic flavor.

Maduro – is very dark brown, and usually has a strong, sweet flavor.

Oscuro - the darkest maduro wrapper, oscuro is almost black and is stronger than the lighter maduro wrappers. The darker the wrapper, the more full-bodied and sweeter a cigar is likely to be.

Select a size (length) but do not base it on size. Find one that fits in comfortably in your hand.

When buying cigars, you should always check the freshness before you purchase. Squeeze the cigar gently. It should "give" but not be too soft. The cigar should not be dry to the touch, but have a mild oily sheen to it.

Bi-sickle

When it comes down to it.....

there are two things you really want.....

Pee Wee's bike and titties.

Sherry Baby

Sherry Newman

Side boob!

Big oh Bigguns

Bigguns! Yeeeeahh!

Dickies

Action fitted for a real man.

Bi-Cycle Savages

I am in cycling mode preparing for the weekend. A circus of weird-ohs and two wheel, pedal powered machines. Riding around a jungle of concrete and hobos. Salt water and urban sprawl meeting head on providing an on-road safari. The complete madness of alcohol fueled exercise and outdoorsmanship.

Here is a recent favorite.

Von Franco's Taboo Tiki

Hooch

Even during the bad times we always have hooch to get us through. That is what I call a true friend.

bisickle

The joys of bicycle ownership.

Biggunsss

Bigguns Again!

Knockaaas

Big ol' bigguns

Sit back

Take your pants off and stay a while.