Who shot JR?

Gritty, grimey, greasy. The air is thick and oppressive. I think they are on to me. What is the skinny, the scoop? Stop asking so many questions. The time is "hear" to go bat shit wierd-oh. It is the only sure fire method of keeping an edge. The smell of powerful smoke is still present in my shirt and fingernails. What the hell happened last night? Why do I only have one shoe? Mine is the lonely shoe on the highway. Like a chili stain on your sweat pants that you swear resembles Grace Jones. Sure I want to see it, but why did I drive all the way to Mankato? Maybe one more cherry vodka and capri sun on the rocks will calm my ass down....

Leisure Weekend

Smoked a nice A. Fuente and drink some good rum. Kraken Dark Spiced Rum is tasty when you have been in the heat. The weather was good and I got a little bronze on at the beach. Dined on some slow cooked pork.

Gentleman of Leisure

T..I.. T...T....Y....

Sidney and the twins.

Star Murphy.

Where are you going?

Ta ta's

Travel and Leisure

Where should a good time person go for a vacation. Try one of the many nudist communities around the country. Have your fun in the buff!

The Erotic Arts

2 ladies and 1camera. What should a guy do? Who said the AV club was for dorks.

Two girls just having a good time. Go on.. have fun. I don't mind.

Did someone call for a handy-man?

art of relaxing

Make good choices my friends.

hey-oooo

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris turned 70 years old the other day. His beard, named Craig J. Jackson III, turned 105. Happy birthday Chuck and Craig.

Boo

Kristen Jones

Karen O'

Bond

I guess James Bond went out to disarm the world cocktail at a time.


Drycleaning all those liquor and lipstick stains out of you suit. Hey wait. He never has luggage. Where do all the suits come from?

Knee deep in tail. I guess they were VD free during the 60's.

A Vodka Martini

1 1/2 oz Dry Vermouth

3 oz Vodka

Shake gently over ice. You don't want the ice to crack and shavings to make the drink look cloudy.

Vantastic

Brown and down!

You know you need both of these things.

To match your beachfront townhome.

Yeah he is getting some.

When wizards and big titted women fight. the outcome: AWESOME.

The Germans are coming.

Make mine avacado.

I think I saw this movie once. It had a lot of wah pedal and funk bass in the soundtrack. Their wasn't much dialogue, but their was a lot of action.

Roll On Good Buddy

I need to hit the lanes again. It is about time to roll, bro.

Tera Patrick

Bottom titty. Nice.