Blue-toof?

I am not trying to be an asshole, but today I saw a mentally challenged individual with a blue-tooth headset making a phone call. What the F? I am sure it is for "business calls", right?

Bond Villian?

You can almost hear his thoughts on world domination.

Who is he? How does he feel?

All I want for......

Tired off listening to songs. Are you bored with humming. How about the singing steering wheel cover. Listen to the chorus of Donna Summer's "Hot Stuff" over and over again. Finally, something to block the voices in your head.
For the guy with too much stuff for just one fanny-pack.

It is fun and creepy all at once.

Perfect. We all need one. I hope they make a CD one too. I need both.

Romanovsky And Phillips

Watch out Hall and Oates. I bet they have to beat the chicks off with a stick. They couldn't think of anything a little more rockin' than Romanovsky and Phillips? Maybe Rad-i-Kal or 2-cool 4-skool. Either way you have to love a nice transparent, blonde moustache.

Houndstooth slacks and a polka-dotted sport coat. Wow!

Punch Out!!

I have to tell you something personal.



I have poor "Great Tiger" rhythm. That feels good to get that off my chest.

Santa Cat Round-up!!

It is the Santa Cat Round-up y'all!!!

I didn't know I was a super-hero!

My autobiography is now a "graphic" novel.

Eddie and the Cruisers

That says something about a person when they say "Yeah, I loved Eddie and The Crusiers". Saxophone solos will always be wrong to me. I was thinking about that movie and I keep picturing Eddie having a moustache. I know he did, but I am not going to watch the film to prove a point. Why did they make a sequel? Was their a demand for more Eddie and the Cruisers? Did the plot leave as with unanswered questions about moustaches and saxophone solos? If their are people giving money away to produce films like Eddie and the Cruisers, how can I cash in? I guess starting an awful Bruce Springsteen cover band is step one. Next, remove your sleeves. I think a good step three is to develop a sweating problem. It looks like your band is rocking a hell of a lot harder if you have sweated through denim. I guess you need a lot of denim.

Where did Eddie's sleeves go? Is that the plot of the sequel? "Eddie lives and his sleeves are gone".The reviewer on the poster art states "Loads of Fun". What is? The movie? For reals? Their is a load joke somewhere.

I have another question. Was Kelly McGillis hot? I watch Top Gun and think....really, Kelly McGillis? That isn't something I would use my Top Gun status to get.

If I had a sportbike and cool shades I am at least going for someone under forty. She is 55 in that movie. Now let's go get oily and play volleyball.

Discover the spirit!

There isn't much I have to say. I discovered the "Spirit"!

Slays together...

The family that slays together stays together.

The perfect gift for the misses. A winchester 22 rifle. A lot of little girls watched the "Rifleman" with Chuck Connors.

Unicorns are boss

I found these gems. I could look at this stuff all day. It is that place in my mind between 70's custom van paintings and D&D

F'n sweet!

Whoever painted this should be feared and respected.

bad Santa

Bad Santa.....